objectionist

joined 1 year ago
[–] objectionist@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (6 children)

play the trilogy and your faith in the franchise will be restored

bl2 is the best one hands down, you could totally start with that one

[–] objectionist@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

that’s way too close to Agent 47. please don’t hurt my favorite hitman

[–] objectionist@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

can’t believe people would be so lazy as to invent an entire medium of travel that requires less skill than that of riding a bike

[–] objectionist@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

heheh, it has teeth

[–] objectionist@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

theoretically, yeah.

in practice, i don’t think you should be swimming while there’s a thunderstorm going on

[–] objectionist@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

by the time lightning hits the ground, the energy that’s left is minuscule enough to never penetrate through the surface of the ocean.

whatever you just made up, you’re completely right by pure chance! congratulations.

[–] objectionist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

this will be said every single time a new big game is about to come out and mostly everybody still won’t listen. why?

…no like i’m genuinely asking, why

[–] objectionist@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

spicepunk sounds like a kickass genre

[–] objectionist@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 months ago

dude using interrobangs is a fucking power move

[–] objectionist@sh.itjust.works 34 points 7 months ago (5 children)

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