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The most credible death battle humanly possible in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
[–] nuke@yah.lol 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The Patriot missile system watching it all go down

Virgin AK Clone vs Chad Western Firearm in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
[–] nuke@yah.lol 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Uh what the fuck is this comment? Did I accidently leave NCD?

World Politics in a Nutshell in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
[–] nuke@yah.lol 13 points 9 months ago

Is that a missile under your skirt or are you just happy to see me?

US might send the mighty Dorito if won't behave in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
Your thoughts? in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
vote for your favorite or suggest your own candidates in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
[–] nuke@yah.lol 3 points 9 months ago

Once you pop you can't stop. Everyone knows that!

Montana Esequiba in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
[–] nuke@yah.lol 15 points 9 months ago

This is hilarious. Maduro would be proud

I love NATO propaganda in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
[–] nuke@yah.lol 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's a Fella https://wikipedia.org/wiki/NAFO_(group)

Tactical cat is ready for any job in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
[–] nuke@yah.lol 13 points 9 months ago

Oh shit, it's the Purr-nisher!

Seems relevant in the current dispute over artillery shells in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
[–] nuke@yah.lol 40 points 9 months ago (4 children)

You laugh but those hats conceal advanced ERA that protect from Javelin top down attack.

Seems relevant in the current dispute over artillery shells in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
[–] nuke@yah.lol 11 points 9 months ago

+1 Food (Kim's personal food stash, 0.1 turn, it wont last long)
-2 Military (Russia, 3 turns, the busted ass ammo exploded in your face)
-100 Foreign Relations (Everyone realizes how far you've fallen when you had to hit up North Korea for a weapons fix, your offspring will feel this shame for generations)

I just bought this book. What can I expect to find there? in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
[–] nuke@yah.lol 40 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

The Art of War by SHO IGU: Chapter 27 - If you don't have enough nightvision to go around, consider irradiated soil like the Red Forest. Not only will your troops enjoy the historic views, but the glowing ambiance really livens up night operations! Who knows, could also get a cool mutation.

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It's drip or drown and brother I'm floating (files.catbox.moe)
 
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Tangina mo, barkong intsik | Chinese warship, go fuck yourself (files.catbox.moe)
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Operation NCD SITREP #1 - 25 Nov 2023 (yah.lol)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by nuke@yah.lol to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
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Operation NCD SITREP #1 - 25 Nov 2023

CLASSIFICATION: UNCLASSIFIED//OPNCD//PLANEFUCKER//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY

I. SITUATION UPDATE

  1. Disciplinary Actions:

    • Recent engagements have seen a few bad actors neutralized. Our mod team, equipped with state-of-the-art Genital Vaporizing Lasers (GVLs), has effectively deterred rule-breakers, ensuring a safe and respectful community atmosphere.

  2. Community Morale:

    • Despite the occasional need for GVL deployment, the overall spirit remains sky-high. Comrades have been exemplary in their conduct, with an impressive array of top-tier shitposts lighting up the community. It's a privilege to moderate such an outstanding battalion of enthusiasts.

II. OPERATIONS BRIEF

  1. New Communications Channel:

    • Matrix Channel Deployment: We've established a new base of operations on Matrix #ncdchat:tchncs.de. Your presence is requested.

  2. Recruitment and Growth:

    • The ranks of Operation NCD continue to swell. A warm salute to our new members! Your enthusiasm fortifies our collective strength.

  3. Engagement Levels:

    • Community engagement is high. Reports indicate robust activity across all sectors. This is a clear sign of a healthy and thriving unit.

III. INTELLIGENCE REPORT

  • No updates in this section for this report.

IV. LOGISTICS

VI. COMMUNICATION CHECK

  • "I'm doing my part!" Are you? Let's hear your feedback and suggestions.

VII. SIGN-OFF

  • Remember, "Service guarantees citizenship." Thank you for being a vital part of Operation NCD. Keep up the great work, troopers!

End of Report. Dismissed! Stay alert, stay alive.

CLASSIFICATION: UNCLASSIFIED//OPNCD//PLANEFUCKER//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY

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Happy Thanksgiving NCD! (files.catbox.moe)
 
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Jarhead (files.catbox.moe)
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Chinese sailor hit the vape too hard (files.catbox.moe)
 
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DRONE AIRCRAFT CARRIER!!! (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by nuke@yah.lol to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
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https://nitter.net/pstyle0ne1/status/1726498616020283439

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The Mk66 rocket motor equipped bucket truck (files.catbox.moe)
 
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Virgin Everything vs Chad Stargate (files.catbox.moe)
 
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👉👈 What if we kissed by the dismantled MIG-29s in the Polish countryside? (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by nuke@yah.lol to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
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https://nitter.net/FilippDM/status/1724171496552063182?s=20

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NATO biolabs strike again (files.catbox.moe)
 
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‼️NAFO Mig-29‼️ (files.catbox.moe)
 

https://nitter.net/signmyrocket/status/1724088216662298881

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