ninjabard

Please don't.

And a public relations major? The disconnect is strong with this one.

Anything out of his mouth you need to take with a giant grain of salt. But exclusive salt.

That's why a group of crows is called a murder.

Folding tablet. We've left phone behind at this point.

My lock screen is a minimalist representation of symbols and colors relating to my fraternity.

I loved BotW and TotK but I really don't want crafting or weapon endurance systems in the next mainline Zelda title.

Only in the key of C.

As a Texan, shut the fuck up. It's not our fault Paxton and Abbott and their cronies keep gerrymandering the state to stay in power.

So we're just going to forget Fiona?

Fuck the Huckabee family.

Is Phil asking for more sugar in his water?