nightofmichelinstars

joined 1 year ago

Open the blackout curtains so the bedroom isn't dark all day. They're only closed while I sleep (or try to sleep, they typed whilst lying in bed in front of closed blackout curtains).

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She also said in her will that if anyone was gay they couldn’t get inheritance.

Interested to know if that was respected in court.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This makes sense to me. Suicidal ideation has been one of my PMS symptoms since I first started getting my period, and I'm not actually suicidal.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You broke my magic streak of never having had a mental picture of trump masturbating. I didn't know how special that was until it was gone, and now I want it back.

If Harris could pull together a team quick enough to feed her those zingers live, she still wins.

Also why men run reds

In a world of compulsive liars the occasional truth speaker is ~~king~~ the best presidential candidate.

What if it's fertilized?

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

That's not exactly what it means. Bit of a misleading phrase, I suppose.

half-tube

Short cylinder or long half cylinder?

We're kinda there, he just got the payment model wrong.

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