Depends which school wrote the spell you’re casting. Some of them follow the “object” “location” order for transformation spells. My info is super legit, don’t look it up
nifty
joined 6 months ago
Strange spell, what now?
Thanks, I cast make breakfast 🍳
Aaaaah it’s so smol ❤️❤️❤️
As a Druid, I can’t even complain
Adorable pic and love the backstory 😄 Was it a mobile phone or a pro camera?
Oh uh it never happened, it was just a bad dreeeam 🪄
Lemme guess, NYC subway commuter?
Edit apparently she blamed a bartender, but whose to say when said shit appeared in her handbag, before or after she got to the bar
The fan modulates its speed at varying rpms to create the hum of a lullaby
If you spent more time at drug infested sex dens, you’d be less against libraries
Thanks 😊 haha, most are def stolen
Someone sent me this image of a billboard they saw while driving.
Image transcription: The image is a close up of a billboard which shows Smokey the Bear against a backdrop of green pine trees. Smokey is a cartoon brown bear. Smokey is “shirtless” so you can see he has strong pectoral muscles, and Smokey is wearing blue jeans held up by a brown belt with a buckle which says “SMOKEY”. The bear is also wearing a straw hat which says “SMOKEY”. Smokey is holding a shovel with a wooden handle with his right hand and resting the shovel blade on his right shoulder. Smokey is pointing with his left hand index finger at the viewer. End image transcription.
My friend asked “since when has Smokey been such a beefcake?”
Image transcription: a four panel comic. First panel is of a dark haired twink sitting on a chair while a dark haired doctor wearing a white lab coat and holding a syringe, standing to the right of the twink, says “it’s time to run a blood test”. Second panel shows the doctor expelling blood from the syringe into a Petri dish. Third panel shows red blood cells sitting a class room at small wooden desks which have white pieces of paper on them. The fourth panel is a close up of one of the red blood cells saying “oh shit”.
The comic has a comment from a user named “Dante’s-infernal-chili, saying “This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all goddamn week”
I lost the source to this
Thanks for sharing. In case you’re talking Benadryl still, its use has been linked to increased chance of dementia. PSA for anyone reading this comment