melpomenesclevage

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[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

that's not true! you can moisten them with undiluted alcohol. you're actually supposed to when you get a fingerprint or something on them to prevent rust. maybe don't lie to make cybertrucks look worse. meanie.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

if they could do it via software, why did only 4 go up?

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 days ago (7 children)

I am, but only because i reflexively opened a bottle of sparkling white and poured myself a glass and realized im drinking before noon oh god i've become my mother.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 days ago (7 children)

wait; musk got child sex slaves from epstein? I was not aware of this, but he just admitted to it holy fuck is there anything evil this shit bag didn't have a finger in?

no they were annoyed they had to put their cigarettes down to serve these people, because they needed both hands.

shit food is something americans tend to insist on.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

you act like being able to see and know the truth is beneficial. we live in a social structure built on fictions. generally validating those fictions, or doing violence upon reality to maintain them, is much more profitable than dealing with the real world on its own terms. the fictions of power metastasized into an odd cartesian duelism.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 4 days ago (2 children)

dunno; that's always the hard part. tbh I usually just give up.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

small enough to inject into your blood!

nanogovernment! utility clouds of government! grey government goo!

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

literally 'a wizard did it'.

I will flash you if that's what I need to do to show my dress has pockets. I do not give a shit, nothing matters in comparison to fucking POCKETS

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

yeah and getting it is hell. either you go for the pharma version, and there are so many hoops to jump through that you basically can't if you have ADHD, or you try to go with the street version, which is really hard to synthesize and you end up wasting a day on ego death if you dose too high.

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