hltdev

I bookmarked this post so I'll remember to look at it in 19 years

just wants to use your phone bro

it's like I'm always with them for the first few seconds, then they just go way off base out of knowhere at some unexpected point in time

"not fat, but big boned"

...but wait you don't love accidently talking to someone in Texas every time you go to turn your dome light off/on ?

I get DOPEE DOPEE DOPEE but who knows I have ADD and my eyes tend to wander around so...

"your in my spot" - cat

I imagine him muttering to himself "tsk tsk tsk ...I knew you should have measured it like I told you...tsk tsk tsk"

most brilliant Wikipedia page hands down 😂

exactly what I was getting at 😉 Steve Jobs had a hard on for html5

this guy happened^

skydaddy I Lollled a bit 🤣🤣 🤣