Whenever I close something that locks, I touch the key that unlocks it first. This has saved me many times from locking myself out of the house and locking my keys in the car or trunk
goober
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Make your bed every day.
An order I received from a friend helping me out of a dark place. Asked why and was told to just do it.
Pushing Daisies. If you like death mixed with comic book sweetness
We found a dead baby bird. Was told most animal babies don't live to adulthood. Knew people were animals so it was likely me and most of my friends would be dead by 21