get_off_the_phone

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[–] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The wiki page for them is written so poorly that it is hilariously fitting of them.

[–] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

RIP scroll bar and scroll wheel. I'm swiping down to move the bar, which does the heavy lifting of moving the page up for me. This allows me to scroll more with less fatigue and thus I can consume more internet and therefore get more knowledge. Plus, swiping down works your bigger superior forearm muscles, which is the part of the arm that the ladies like, whereas swiping up works the inferior muscle on the other side that no one cares about. In conclusion, scroll down for bigger brain, better grip, and more birches.

[–] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I bit and had to look up globglogabgalab. From what I can tell, globglogabgalab is a human monster from a Christian kids movie that consumes/eats ideas in books and sometimes consumes/eats people but the creator says it's not an anti-book message but to me it seems to portray reading books something only monsters/bad-guys do. Idk, I'm not a kid but the inference was pretty obvious.

What I do know, globglogabgalab's flow is sick.

[–] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

LMFAO "Don't dribble in my harmonica." Thanks for that.

And sorry about the state of your state. As far as porn goes, that video was pretty tame and hardly even porn. Sure there are some titties and mild fetishism but the ad that preceded the video was more hardcore. There wasn't even a swear word (other than the voice-over ad in the beginning) in the video! I'd say this video is almost wholesome and definitely hilarious, it should be shared and enjoyed, not denied by prudes and puritanical authoritarians.

Punctuation please. But I'm with ya.

Peas in my mouth please

Wow I'm 6 of those 9 types of people. Extra milk and cookies for Santa from now on.

Show me your nipple!

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