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[–] livie@iusearchlinux.fyi 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

the sound would be horrible... I need to try this

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I don't think kazoos would work, they need you to hum to begin with rather than just airflow.

[–] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 5 points 9 months ago

I'm pretty sure moaning, whimpering, and forcefully suppressed screams will do the trick.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

A good moaning will do

[–] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Repated: I think this is it, but my state requires ID now to visit these sites and fuck if I'm gonna do that.

CW Obviously nsfw

https://xhamster.com/videos/harmonica-gag-i-d-hate-this-if-it-wasn-t-so-damned-hilario-14454862

[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

The absolute uncontrollable wheeze laughing that you have foisted upon me...

Thank you so much for this.

I love how at one point the dude just gives up trying to make porn because it's so fucking funny.

[–] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

LMFAO "Don't dribble in my harmonica." Thanks for that.

And sorry about the state of your state. As far as porn goes, that video was pretty tame and hardly even porn. Sure there are some titties and mild fetishism but the ad that preceded the video was more hardcore. There wasn't even a swear word (other than the voice-over ad in the beginning) in the video! I'd say this video is almost wholesome and definitely hilarious, it should be shared and enjoyed, not denied by prudes and puritanical authoritarians.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago

My state also has this law. It's not about the content of any particular video, it's that the site primarily hosts "inappropriate" content largely. It's super easy to get around with a VPN though. I don't see the purpose. (Well, I do see the purpose, but it isn't about function, it's about signaling to their base.)

[–] rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm in Utah right now, I wonder if I can access this when I get back to Nevada?

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

Well sure, but I was just on the road. But, I guess since I don't have s VPN and that website has associated my phone with Utah, I'm out.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Get yourself a clown girlfriend. Or don’t. What do I know?

[–] prayer@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Doxatek@mander.xyz 1 points 9 months ago

The clifestyle

[–] Ghost33313@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's hard finding girls into clowncore bdsm.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

That sounds pretty tame, also I think the 00s were full of insane clown posse groupies.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

For more fun, try slide whistles, spinner whistles, or the squeakers from some rubber chickens!

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

The squeakers from rubber chickens are awesome, for sure. Lots of silly fun times

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Honestly reminds me of this (SFW):

https://youtu.be/ljKO0R84YXg

[–] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

First look had me thing those were pipes...hang on, I think I got a gas mask too...

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Dank promo.

[–] rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

This could be used for a dirty version of Once Upon a Time In The West!

[–] FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure those kazoos are mounted backwards.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Depends how you like it.