garth

joined 8 months ago
[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Two hot beef patties.
Which part of the beef is it?
Ketchup hides the truth.

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Homes built on sand dune
Owners ask to halt nature
Cry me an ocean

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

The trolls and tankies
cannot stop us. Lemmy grows!
We make this place thrive!

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Just proving I'm not a bot.

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This comment chain
Puts a big smile on my face.
Let's start something, fam!

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

In the Peach State's halls
fear sparks a moral panic.
GOP runs wild.

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 30 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Wet fur drips and clings
Pomeranian transformed
To rat in the sink

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Sugary pillows,
Soft and sweet. Revelation!
Vlad's new obsession.