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as we just elected them

That's because the system is rigged. We can only ever choose between one rich person and another.

I got a warning on an ADHD sub reddit for posting too much.

It's the biggest reason I stopped making memes.

I didn't know that! Thanks!

Speak for yourself!

...I haven't read the book yet.

Appreciate it but your comment got auto corrected on two instances of "causal" to "casual" by commie.

Can't say that on .world. They're gonna getcha.

I'm allergic to corn, so I don't know if this is true, but if I pooped a food that was still whole I'd consider not eating it again.

The last time my boyfriend heard "colder than a witch's tit" he reached over and touched my boob ans said, "Well they feel pretty warm to me so you need a better system of measurement."

I'm probably gonna marry him.

I really want to do the Mediterranean diet but my foot is currently in a cast and I get my groceries done once a week and veggies around here straight up do not last.... so I'm struggling.

I would unironically enjoy reading this. And satirical buying merchandise and putting a Je-Who fish on my car.

I've only played a few minutes of Witcher 3 so far and even I know Ciri is an apprentice to Geralt! I said to myself, "I don't know who these people are yet but I guess she'll be the main character in a sequel."

It's stage diving, and then "stage surfing."