fitjazz

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[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My city has a bunch: The spoon lady, miniature horse guy, topless fat lady, the guy that rides his Harley around pulling a trailer with a pig in it, Johnny sax, blunt man, and guitar hero are all the ones I can think of off the top of my head. I live in a weird city.

[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 10 points 8 months ago

I never saw the box for my LG fridge. If you have a large appliance delivered the delivery people usually open it and leave all the packaging in the truck and just bring the appliance itself in.

[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 2 points 8 months ago

I did the same thing with Kleenex vs toilet paper. TP won.

[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 1 points 8 months ago

More likely "his anger would consume him and his entire body and he ends up all shriveled up like" Palpatine and he tries to take over the galaxy.

[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not exactly the same but I know a dancer that works on her laptop sitting on the floor almost doing the splits with her elbows on the floor on front of her. Just seeing her do it makes me hurt.

[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 5 points 9 months ago

Some nights that's what it feels like I'm doing.

[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I like the way you think. Not sure if my wife would be too happy about it though

[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 19 points 9 months ago (9 children)

If I sleep on my stomach I can't move my neck the next day, right side my right hand goes painfully numb, left side my left hand goes painfully numb, back both hands go numb. There is literally no position I can sleep in that I don't wake up after a couple of hours and have to shift to a different position.

[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 4 points 9 months ago

Well, my days of not takin' ya seriously are certainly comin' to a middle.

[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When I was a kid my mom was baking potatoes one time and realized partway through that she forgot to stab them before putting them in the oven. She quickly opened the oven and slid the rack out and stabbed one with a fork. Unfortunately it was too late. I was standing right next to the oven and potato exploded all over my mom and I as soon as the fork touched it.

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