explodicle

It's not just you. My new year's resolution was to go down from double shots to single shots.

When I put away the phone for a meal I feel like a fancy Frenchman

I clean the rim of the toilet bowl in case I need to vomit later. (Was in a frat)

Everyone in this thread is talking about price inflation, not monetary inflation.

Each industrially farmed crab counts as a separate bad thing, so they only excuse the next crab.

Why stop there? The world has never needed huge empires.

That means it's a Jewish owned business, but doesn't inform us whether or not the owners put up these signs (rather neatly).

Limited leaning, for the people who won't stop trying to walk through virtual walls.

We just legalized jaywalking here in California and it's suuuuper convenient. They should legalize it everywhere.

Back in my day it was called "Last Man Standing".

He looks older without the mustache, which is very unusual.