"But we don't allow people to drink-drive, yet we keep putting them up in aircraft at 33,000ft."
Aaah, so the problem is drunk pilots. I can get behind a two-drink maximum for flying a plane. Although, in "Flight" the guy flew a plane upside down hammered...so maybe it should be a two-drink minimum to get maximum innovation.
ETA: I suppose I needed the "/s" after all
I honestly didn't know who to write down, maybe Barron? He's heard of Trump, maybe he would actually want to give a hand to such a wretched soggy being? Or, imagine he might be invited to caddy the clubs behind the cart?
concerned family member shows up - "oh my God, is he ok??"
Aide, visibly shaken - "I honestly don't know, I've never seen him like this.."
concerned family member - "is..is he out there right now?*
Aide - yes... I'm so worried, he is out there right now, just.. playing golf, all day, every day... he needs to stop and confront his feelings and all he can do is golf sob"
CFM "earlier you said 27 holes... he must be exhausted just trying to cope..this is really bad"
Aide - "IT IS SO BAD PLEASE HELP HIM!!"
CFM - "God be with me, I will get him to come inside and drink a diet coke. Hopefully he will snap out of this madness....."
Aide - "..please...go with God!"
CFM - "God will guide me to him. Wish me luck!"
removes leather shoes, hops in cart, and speeds away through the green grass, nary a thought to use the given path... this is the most important rescue in the world. People say that it was the most important, maybe, probably, the most important, ever.
I fell for it and was momentarily outraged. Goke's on me.
"You miss every shot you don't take!" or similar. It's useless, makes no sense, and is disrespectful to yourself and others.
Which is why I love saying it to pricks at work.
Don't stop, don't.. stop.. I'm about to... VOTE
My work cafeteria sells fish and chips but they are nowhere near as good as Fish and Chips :(
I know it wouldn't slap the same on Lemmy, but that is a user account I miss deeply.
"I love you...r mom"
I know there is a community for fine sticks, is there a fine rock one somewhere in Lemmy?
trying to remove the best tool I've got
You know what? They told me they were coming for my guns 30 years ago and I ain't seen a dadgum one of em try....YET
GRRRRRRUBHUB! VS! TACO BELL! BEGIN!