dr_lsr

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What do you call a belt made of watches? (lemmy.world)
 

A waist of time.

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How do you organize a space party? (lemmy.world)
 

You planet.

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Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? (lemmy.world)
 

Because she will let it go.

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How many seconds are there in a year? (lemmy.world)
 

12 - January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…….

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My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.” (lemmy.world)
 

I know he means well.

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Why did the coffee file a police report? (lemmy.world)
 

It got mugged.

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My daughter asked if I was ever going stop singing Wonderwall. (lemmy.world)
 

I said maybe…

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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. (lemmy.world)
 

So I packed up my stuff and right!

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Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? (lemmy.world)
 

He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.

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I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills. (lemmy.world)
 

Those were Goodyears.

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When does a joke become a dad joke? (lemmy.world)
 

When it becomes apparent.

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How do you get a country girl’s attention? (lemmy.world)
 

A tractor.

Bluey’s cricket episode: why did it leave Australians in tears and Americans puzzled? in c/australia@aussie.zone
[–] dr_lsr@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It was an amazing 7 minutes of television on so many levels. Writers on this show are outstanding.

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