detectivesniffles

your nan reaches for a hug as the monkey's paw curls all but one finger: the middle

my dog doesn't piss and shit in toilets 🤠

starsector deserves so much more popularity. 10/10 would cause the collapse of civilization using hyperillegal ai cores that accelerated the collapse in the first place while getting blackmailed by those self same ai cores again

windows is now opened source

no, obviously not

but what is love?

🥺

i know im so jealous 😭

how can people know if you're bluffing if you don't even know if you're bluffing?

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confirm that 'bongo obliterator' mia will be allowed to 'play [client] like bongos': y/n

i'm giving you a 90 degree tip

you mean a 90 percent tip right?

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