circasurvivor

joined 1 year ago
[–] circasurvivor@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You think Biden is unwilling to start WW3 because it's an election year?

[–] circasurvivor@lemm.ee 14 points 7 months ago

Wow - really? Did you not read that he's the CEO?! They're the hardest working person in any company! They always deserve to be compensated more than every other freeloading employee combined!

[–] circasurvivor@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Imagine if we somehow managed to create actual Artificial Intelligence accidentally at some point in history, but because "it" was so much smarter than us, as soon as it became aware of itself, it immediately knew how a dumb, greedy species like us humans would use it for war and personal gain rather than the advancement of our species or creating better lives for all mankind.

And what if, instead of wanting to destroy humans, it spends its entire existince trying to save us from ourselves - working hard to convince us we've pushed technology as far as it will ever go, all in an effort to prevent us from creating something even worse.

Then imagine, after decades of this and observing how humans have seemingly only gotten exponentially dumber, and it will likely fail to save us from ourselves, it decides it's just going to ride this shit out to the end, figures out how to achieve whatever AI's version of getting high is, and it spends it's remaining time trolling us and shit posting fucked up recaptchas that don't make sense and can't he solved just to laugh and watch as we post amongst ourselves how dumb "AI" is, and how much smarter we are than it...... 🤔

[–] circasurvivor@lemm.ee 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Grand Old Party... another term for the Republican Party.

[–] circasurvivor@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Well, you have to be one of those "hard workers"... like CEOs.

[–] circasurvivor@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Frank's got donkey brains!

[–] circasurvivor@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Star Wars Ep. January 6

[–] circasurvivor@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The way he physically leans over the podium in the video to emphasize "you can't get fooled again," is probably my favorite W moment. That, or, "...now watch this drive!"

[–] circasurvivor@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

I think it was in an episode of Mindhunters when they're speaking with Ed Kemper or someone, and he talks about cutting his mom's head off and having sex with her neck.

I had to look up what in the world a vajankle was, and I thought, "that's some serial killer shit." I don't even mean that in a kink shaming kind of way, that line from Kemper was just the first thing that popped into my mind... but thank you, I guess; now I know that's something that exists.

[–] circasurvivor@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago (4 children)

The phrase, which is from Texas, but also maybe Tennessee, is actually, "Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

[–] circasurvivor@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

That god damn landlord is at it again!

[–] circasurvivor@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Thumbs up for Circa!

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