carotte

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Meat? in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 127 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (9 children)

that feels like a post your reactionary uncle would share on facebook with a ton of laugh crying emojis

Still Haven’t Found It in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

that looks like the default notes app on iOS

Concerned Ape (Stardew Valley): I swear on the honor of my family name, i will never charge money for a DLC or update for as long as I live. Screencap this and shame me if I ever violate this oath. in c/games@sh.itjust.works
The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅 in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cholesterol

Straight rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

yea, I’ve seen the cropped version before. I trust that you didn’t have bad intentions

Still, I'd recommend you delete the post tbh

Straight rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I found the original if anyone’s curious!

and uh

CW: sexual assault, f-slur

A screenshot of a 4chan greentext. It reads: Be me 30 year old something straight male; Help my brother move to college; bout to stay in town for a few days so l fire up tinder; get a match with an 8/10 college kid; go to her apartment; she turns off the light and lights some candles in her room; "OK I'm not opposed to a romantic atmosphere"; she hands me a blindfold; "OK I'm not opposed to kinky shit either"; we start fucking cowgirl; after round 3 I feel some whitex smelling warm liquid on my chest; pull up the blindfold; a twink in lingerie is riding me; She is sitting beside us and masturbating. So apparently her brother "liked her sisters match" but since it'd be rape if she had just tricked me she fucked me for the first round and for the next two rounds I was fucking her brother and this would make it a 3 some instead of rape. What the fuck is wrong with kids these days. Welp. Guess I'm a faggot now I don't know what to do with this information

ya, that’s rape. good fucking job OP

Happy Canada Day! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Sorrey

yea you better be when you notice what you’re celebrating!

https://www.theindigenousfoundation.org/articles/why-you-shouldnt-be-celebrating-canada-day-and-what-to-do-instead

Anon thinks about Google in c/greentext@lemmy.ml
Pride unit rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 months ago

If we were to pit every single Pokémon against this thing, would they win?

my home rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Teen self-immolates in front of Winnipeg Mosque to protest the genocide against Palestinians and Muslims in Gaza and the rest of Palestine in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml
[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 3 months ago

Stop selling weapons to Israel, that would be a good start

Send more humanitarian aid to Palestine

Make it easier for Palestinian refugees to come to Canada

Teen self-immolates in front of Winnipeg Mosque to protest the genocide against Palestinians and Muslims in Gaza and the rest of Palestine in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml
[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 3 months ago (3 children)

rest in power ✊🍉

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