brbposting

joined 1 year ago
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

One of the technologies of all time

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

How’s your Burger King?

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

Don’t ask where they stick it

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 hours ago

Those poor girls.

Am I wrong to think the FBI probably has somebody claim there’ll be another 9/11 like twice a day? Skirting background checks though should be an obvious thing to check out.

Already happened once actually

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Like Oreos

“Double Stuf”

Tested it for a project back in the day - they weren’t double 😱

La Quinta: Spanish for “next to Denny’s”

A Mitch Hedberg joke but also a really smart part of their business plan!

Ah hope that’s a rewarding switch one way ($) and/or another

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You a freelancer/contractor now?

In office you weren’t salaried I suppose

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reverse image search failed me

 

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Four stitched screenshots of an iOS 18 home screen. The icons are themed in the style of a “NookPhone“ from the video game Animal Crossing.

Source

Translated:

&:

Reference, apparently: NookPhone


I’d like to try heavily theming my home screen, paradoxically while keeping icons quite recognizable.

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Taylor & the end times (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by brbposting@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
 

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Taylor Swift on the red carpet with this text superimposed:

As the bulbs flash, I can't help but think of cyberwar - When the arcing death of electric transformers will light the night, leaving our nation in darkness.

  • Taylor Swift

Edit:
Credit: Swift on Security

 

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The image contains a cheese pizza, with one single slice flipped over. The accompanying text includes:

  1. A tweet from "spence" stating: "pizza tip: always flip a lucky"

  2. A reply from "Carrier Technician" saying: "Looks awful"

  3. A follow-up tweet from "spence": "if you died nothing in my life would change"

The timestamps show the follow-up was posted at 4:54 PM on September 5, 2024, and notes it has 99 views.

 

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A screenshot of a YouTube video embedded in a news article where YouTube is throwing the error “Sign in to confirm you're not a bot. This helps protect our community.” Stitched below is a screen grab from Avengers Endgame where Captain America says, “no, I don't think I will.”

 

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“David Attenborough” (a soundalike voice) explains the Cybertruck's parasitic relationship with flatbed trailers; transcript:

Here we see the Cybertruck has formed a peculiar symbiotic relationship with the larger flatbed trailer species. Evolutionarily disadvantaged, the Cybertruck has come up with a clever way to transport itself long distances.

By attaching itself to the flatbed trailer, the Cybertruck can reliably move about without risking injury to its fragile exoskeleton or internal organs. What the flatbed trailer gets in return for this kindness, science has yet to discover.

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I wondered who had made the video and found myself on Reddit, in r/CyberStuck, where the video was originally posted. The creator of the fake Attenborough video, who has since deleted the post, explains in the comments that they wrote the script and edited the video, and for source material, they used "a bunch of Cybertruck fanboys on YouTube, Whistlindiesel, and also the lovely people on this fair subreddit."

boingboing.net

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by brbposting@sh.itjust.works to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

Source: @royalarmouriesmuseum on that ByteDance-owned site

Edit 2: OK it’s not this guy but I’ll leave it as it was; original edit below:

credit to Jonathan:

Jonathan Steven Ferguson is a British firearm historian and author who is currently the Keeper of Firearms and Artillery at the Royal Armouries Museum in Leeds, England.

Thanks @ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone :)

 

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Horizontally stitched screenshots showing a Google Meet call on the iPhone where the microphone mute icon is highlighted in active mute status while the lock screen displays a mute icon which is not selected and inactive.

Always been this way for months. ~~IIRC, the lock screen mute button is nonfunctional.~~ Mute functionality detailed here.

Latest Versions: iOS 17.6.1, Google Meet 260.0

I should report this bug to Google and not Apple, right?

 

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Four-panel comic featuring characters from the popular comic "Calvin and Hobbes" by Bill Watterson, and a cow from “The Far Side” by Gary Larson.

Panel 1: "WHAT JOKE WOULD YOU LIKE TONIGHT? WE CAN READ ANYTHING EXCEPT..." "COW TOOLS?"

Panel 2: "NO! NO COW TOOLS TONIGHT! WE'VE READ THAT JOKE A MILLION TIMES!" "I WANT COW TOOLS!"

Panel 3: "LOOK, YOU KNOW HOW THE JOKE GOES! YOU'VE MEMORIZED THE WHOLE THING! IT'S THE SAME JOKE EVERY DAY!" "I WANT COW TOOLS!"

Panel 4: (No text, just an image showing the characters and a cow)


Reference

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Protected bean talk rule (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by brbposting@sh.itjust.works to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

Why?

Edit: OK, Wiki’s “Bean” page has faced vandalism for over a decade.

 

That’s Dijon Vu

 

alt-textSocial media post above an image of a t-shirt:

“Guess you could call this shirt...

...a crop top”

“T-shirt that reads "I [heart] local corn" with the heart shape printed with yellow corn kernels”

 

alt-text“traditional full english breakfast comprising beans, beans, more beans, massive bowl of beans, beans in a mug, beans in a glass”

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