bobzilla

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[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

narrator: Nothing was done about it

[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The cheaper side is a VPN and a pirate's life for me.

[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I mean, she could pull a Trump and be like, "I have really big plans. I can't discuss them until I'm in office, but let me tell you.... Big plans."

[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

GM should just be like, "We're just making sure no one is trying to get an abortion." That'll shut Texas up.

[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Easy enough to get around for everyone then. Are you male to female trans? You're not getting a vagina, you're getting a penis reduction.

[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 109 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like an easy claim that they didn't deliver the package.

[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

And offer them that sweet fresh-out-of-college salary

[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just stop being ambiguous. Give a specific date, because based on the number of answers here "next Saturday" could mean anything from last week to 6 years from now (yes, I'm being dramatic for effect).

[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

So if I jerk off on the firehouse steps can I claim I'm just using the Safe Harbor law?

[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

"Yeet" (because, you know, it's a throw pillow)

[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

They'll increase hourly wages by $0.50/hour. ... And decrease employee hours to 10 hours/week.

[–] bobzilla@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I have, for a long time, used the phrase "speaking of segues" to change the subject in a conversation.

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