A car on fire on an entrance ramp. Thought it was a wildfire at first until I got closer and was weirdly relieved when I saw what it was.
I know! It's that deadpan delivery that really sells the style.
Did you ever watch Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs? Steven Wright does the voice over narration for K-Billy's Super Sounds of the 70's!
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
-Mitch Hedberg
What do you call ten thousand lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?
A good start.
Okay, now that's good.
I see. Said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw.
Oh, man, I love The Aristocrats joke. Used to have a DVD of that one with a lot of comedians telling their own versions of The Aristocrats joke.
I remember when something similar happened years ago when a mod of /r/AdviceAnimals got busted for promoting links to the meme site quickmeme.
Both that subreddit and that website were never the same again.
Only if you have boobs.
When I played flag football in elementary school we were required to wear a mouth guard but we didn't have these fancy things. So what we did was put pre-sweetened Kool-Aid mix in them and now it's no wonder so many of us developed bad teeth.
Isn't it ironic?
Nice. Office Space reference.
But only if the flux capacitor gets up to 1.21 gigawatts