_Z1useri

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[–] _Z1useri@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

The recent war on food would be exactly how I'd expect Nestlé to act if they acquired cruise missles.

[–] _Z1useri@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, it's Wunderwaffenzeit. Maybe we can interest them in some battleships on tracks, intercontinental artillery, bomber Blimps or an iceberg-aircraft-carrier (it's still going to catch fire somehow).

[–] _Z1useri@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

We have credible intelligence that an individual named "Ben Shapiro" is the head of the terrorist group known as "Facts and logic". I have therefore authorized an air strike on his assumed location to address this grave threat to national security.

[–] _Z1useri@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

At the very least, make it clear that whatever looks at civilian ships funny or thinks about firing missiles at the ports will have a prompt smoking accident

[–] _Z1useri@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

Just following orders right? The 100% completion run in warcrimes is surely just the fault of a small minority. The population and most of the army are the real victims.

Wait, where have I heard that one before...

[–] _Z1useri@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Considering that Turkey had no problem with shooting down a Russian aircraft, this is either going to be really effective or really funny.

[–] _Z1useri@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

:client_loop: send disconnect: Broken ~~pipe~~ bridge

[–] _Z1useri@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Loki. If he doesn't find a way to mess it up, it's truly bulletproof

[–] _Z1useri@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

But that included not paying for servers, firing people and finding out later that they had irreplaceable knowledge, demanding constant crunch time from the poor sods that are left and randomly turning off "unnecessary" services.

I'd be really surprised if that made the overall state better.

[–] _Z1useri@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

From a purely technical perspective I'm a bit confused how this clown-car has kept going for so long, after all the slash-and-burn restructuring that's happened. Hopefully there's going to be some engineers telling the story when Musk manages to fubar it after all.

[–] _Z1useri@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

heiße Spur

künstlicher Gletscher

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