Warp10Lizard

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The day a dildo comes with WiFi and an integrated accelerometer. The vibration function is $7.99/month. For an extra $3.99/month, it extends three inches. I'm not sure why I joke about that, I'm sure it's already a thing.

[–] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sophisticated computer scripts

if (request) { Connection.Stream(video); }

[–] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We paid for cable and streaming services too. They'll milk us to dust, then run ads on the remaining pile.