Y'all motherfuckers wanted a strong, traditional candy, now we're gonna get a Tianamandm Square
ThrowawaySobriquet
joined 7 months ago
Between him, This Old Tony, Electroboom, Big Clive, and Cody's Lab, I've learned to fuck up in the most spectacularly well-thought-out ways
I incorporated in Funkytown so disputes would go to their chancery court. The judge is an anthropomorphic hundred dollar bill wearing sunglasses. It was a no-brainer
It's actually just a German superette. Bit of a red herring
It was a thread on a joke I made, so I didn't wanna seem like I was trying to make folks watch me jerk off by including it
This is what happens when you beat a round of solichair
She looks like she's giving the ol' razzle dazzle
Jesus Fucking Christ! Someone do something about that toddler!
Anytime I think of John Romero, I think of Daikatana and their ad campaign
If I had a kid that asked for Newports, I'd just give em to them. Kinda curious to see where that goes
Some of y'all out here thinking you looked cool in JNCOs, suckin' on a pacifier attached to your Tamagotchi