The_Mantis

joined 1 year ago
 
[–] The_Mantis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I used to know a shitty cop named Tenpenny, "Officer Tenpenny to you." Heard he got iced sometime back in the 90s. Good riddance.

[–] The_Mantis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, that makes sense. I just couldn't imagine shutting it down and immediately pulling the plug as the smartest thing to do, especially with this particular setup.

[–] The_Mantis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You change your oil hot?

[–] The_Mantis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My wife lost her tongue. It also looked uncomfortable. Imagine a medically assisted Columbian necktie. She did get a sensible chuckle out of this post though.

[–] The_Mantis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The Elder Scrolls and Fallout series both have some of the best music.

[–] The_Mantis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Puss In Boot?

[–] The_Mantis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Where are the paint chips?

[–] The_Mantis@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

We're not exactly dealing with geniuses.

[–] The_Mantis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Wasn't expecting to see any Terrorgruppe here, but I'm always down with some short music for short people.

[–] The_Mantis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Mine was a "free to good home" kitten.

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