this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2023
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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My friend got rid of his throat, it did not seem like very much fun TBH.

[–] The_Mantis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My wife lost her tongue. It also looked uncomfortable. Imagine a medically assisted Columbian necktie. She did get a sensible chuckle out of this post though.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Fuck cancer, glad she can still chuckle!

Covering edge cases in leetcode be like

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 year ago

Life: it has a 100% mortality rate

[–] amio@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Technically correct - the best kind of correct!

[–] sp00nix@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago
[–] HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not sure if the person who made this poster was being pedantic, or if it was intended to make people think, and realize that it could happen to anyone.

[–] kspatlas@artemis.camp 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 year ago

Or, to quote the late, great Terry Pratchett: wizard did it.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I'm a guy like me!

[–] callyral@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

You may be at risk for throat cancer if you: A lump in your neck.

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

Have trouble swallowing food and lump in neck might be the same issue

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

Technically correct.

[–] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Trichoplax be like 🤷

[–] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You also can't scream, even when you must.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 year ago

To paraphrase the Alien tagline: at the oncologist's office, no one wants to hear you scream.

(As opposed to most places, where people love it)

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Thankfully I have neither!

[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Well, that’s one way to disprove the “brain in a vat” hypothesis, I suppose…

[–] vaseltarp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

4 points just don't look enough. What else could we write?

[–] Roundcat@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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