TheYear2525

If they’re Mormons, just stop jumping on the bed.

Is there something about search engines, as opposed to other online services, that makes you expect them to be free?

I hope this is a joke where you’re calling your two year old child “a guy you live with”.

Congrats on your Nobel prize!

Up to a month, actually, which is far more time than I’ve ever devoted to a plan.

Guest starring 790 as C-3PO’s head

I wish I shared your optimism.

The vowel moves clockwise to the next corner of the vowel trapezium for each additional “e”.

Of course not. It’s just hard to imagine those beliefs being primary motives for his actions.

Jolly

Brits try human brains for first time!

Would this be legally binding, or just usable to say “shame on you for lying, I have proof you’re a liar”? Because I don’t think the latter would work anymore.