SwallowsDick

joined 1 year ago
[–] SwallowsDick@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Me inviting women to my rebound tumbler:

[–] SwallowsDick@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I mostly shop at a place where you can safely leave the carts on a covered sidewalk outside of the store. Get fucked moral absolutists

[–] SwallowsDick@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[–] SwallowsDick@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sounds interesting, can you elaborate?

[–] SwallowsDick@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago (5 children)

The official Reddit app pushes "recommended" stuff into your feed constantly, and the posts and comments both seem to be even more pervasively negative than before the 3rd party apps shut down. Scrolling on Reddit is even worse for your mental health and outward perspective than it used to be.

[–] SwallowsDick@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Body temp is 98.6° Farenheit. Water boils at 212° F, if I recall correctly. That's 100° Celsius.

[–] SwallowsDick@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Some men live just to send bees to Valhalla

[–] SwallowsDick@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Like retail chains blaming theft for shutting down locations

[–] SwallowsDick@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Evergreen wisdom

[–] SwallowsDick@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Then they should get brilliant thumbnails

[–] SwallowsDick@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Or enlarged eyes

[–] SwallowsDick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Free porn on my phone

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