ShaggySnacks

joined 1 year ago

Fantastic album.

I'm da boss. I got da most teef.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

How does one join the cult for The Cube?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Are You Smarter Than Fifth Grader: The Presidental Election Edition.

It has to be hosted by Muppets. Why? The Presidential election is now a game show. Might as well lean into the absurdity of it.

Blasted into the depths of space, works for me.

Your wife's boyfriend.

I love ready some good alt image text.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Thank god, all these employees lost their jobs so Satya Nadella can pad out their already insanely high salary.

We don't want Satya to starve like the rest us of plebs!

You could say Trump's arguments moved Bezos into a bigger house.

They would give some sort of motivational speech about how back in the day; they pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and screwed the lightbulb in themself.

Meanwhile completely omitting the fact that they were born into generational wealth.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I say send all the billionaires on a one way trip to Mars. All these billionaires think that civilization needs them, well go build a new civilization. We'll all sit back and watch them fuck up.

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