ShaggySnacks

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 2 months ago

Or the Florida Man.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 18 points 2 months ago

I wouldn't be shocked, if most of the money disappears to "consulting fees", "administrative fees", and other such methods to siphon cash off.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I can't believe the leopard would eat MY face.

Lindsay Graham

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 2 months ago

I love glue on pizza. It's up there with molten plastic on pizza. The plastic gives the pizza a nice tangy flavor and really lets the cheese stretch.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 2 months ago

I can't believe the leopard is eating MY face.

  • Ben Shapiro
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 44 points 2 months ago (8 children)

The hypocrisy is a feature

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 2 months ago

Elon "Why don't women love me, I'm a Nice Guy!"

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 2 months ago

Pretty much, unless he was planning to donate one of his existing illegitimate children to her.

I imagine that would be hard as many of them either actively loathe Elon or he's totally forgotten about them.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We better make sure he is fully cooked through. Who knows what pathogens we can get from eating him.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Elon "I know how to distract everyone from making fun of Donny and JD. I will say creepy things to a female. Remind all women about the creepy men in their lives."

Fucking gold star idea, Elon.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 2 months ago

I support to billionaires fighting to the death. Winner takes all. Everything and anything is allowed in the fight. The only rule is that the both billionaires have to be in the ring.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 2 months ago

Or intelligence.

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