SeptugenarianSenate

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[–] SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

when you and a friend both wear the same type of long sleeve shirt that day so you high five, but it doesn’t make a noise because you both completely flattened your hands before making contact

it was a heavy number of years ago

[–] SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Mini-whales, with micro-plastic infused baleen and a high calcium diet to help alleviate the effects of the acidic and irradiated seawater

Of course they put the air quotes… wet noodle “journalists”

Then we will just have to wait for the meat and dairy companies to start lobbying for preemptive exclusions of the free speech rights of animals 😂😔