SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Damn, I already bought it!

..... 13 years ago....

But I can use this when gifting to people, right? There's a couple people I want to send these as a gift to get them to play it.

If not well then I guess I can't be super passive aggressive in telling them to play it because they don't have an excuse anymore and actually have to use words...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"So wait, I'm confused... Who are the good guys in this universe?"

"That's the neat part! There are none!"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 5 days ago

You should come down to transporter room 3, the pattern buffer has something you'd find interesting....

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 62 points 6 days ago (3 children)

For an extra $1,000 I'll make you one that goes to 12

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 45 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I've just been calling it twitter

I'll never deadname a person, but I'll deadname the shit out of a bigoted transphobic crybaby billionaire's shitty website.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 32 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I was enlisted.

I'd say it's about 50/50 as to whether one of the women I served with could kick my ass, regardless of size.

The women who are joining the military aren't "prissy princess I need to be pampered all the time" stereotypes these chucklefucks think they are.

And it really is a fight to prove they can do the bare minimum, even if they're seen excelling 99% of the time. The 1% mistake will be fixated on and used as proof they can't take it. All while ignoring the massive fuck ups from the males.

100% of them could kick one of the politicians asses in a heartbeat. especially this weeks picks.

I have no doubt that the women in the military are in far better shape to fight a war than any of their critics.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 44 points 6 days ago

For OTHERS, yes. But many want the cutting edge for themselves, at no cost to themselves.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 56 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I would be going to prison or dead shortly after discovering that cops killed my dogs.

I care more about my dogs than I do about the vast majority of humans. And I care about humans way more than cops.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 6 days ago

Reminder that George Tekei is still alive and he was put in an Internment camp.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A dramatization, by someone slightly baked:

"This is my neighbor. I keep him from getting too uppity by basically making it impossible to live here, since because of Me everything is insanely expensive or they literally can't buy it.

As anyone who works for me can tell you, it's not MY fault I'm doing this. It's because I don't like the colors of their shirt. Blame the shirt. And everyone take a look at how dumb wearing this shirt makes you look! See what happens when you wear it? You end up like him EVERY TIME! For more proof just look at all these other people who's shirts I didn't like and also attempted to kill (allegedly wink wink) and see how poorly they're doing. I'm such a good neighbor. Just ask my richer neighbor. And ignore anyone inside frantically shaking their head no. Number 1!"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago

For those who want to either go insane, or have limitless limited gloating capability!

Limitless, because to those who know how difficult it is, they will never doubt your skill and dedication.

Limited because to those who don't know, they don't care.

And I will have absolutely none of that madness in my life, I've gotten enough suffering for many lifetimes... I don't need to self inflict more!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with Novice and only fun skulls....

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

More commonly referred to as LASO (Legendary All Skulls On)

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