ReverendIrreverence

Who the fuck keeps (and uses) a phone for 8 years?

And yet he is, obviously, a slave to misinformation, disinformation and poor critical thinking skills so....

Not a chance

Seems a shame to fine someone who is handed 10's of thousands of tax-free dollars a week (guess) such a small amount

I would "pospone" eating that corn

That's a Blue Dragon (Glaucus atlanticus). They can eat the nematocysts from jellyfish and store them to reuse as their own stinging cells. So..."dangerous," not really but as painful as they are beautiful...oh yes.

I feel bad for the tarantula

...only by others in their profession.

Was the company that got $500k a licensed, bonded reputable corporation or was it a dude with a dumptruck and access to a shit-ton of sand? Did whoever it was come to the HOA center and give a presentation "Dropping Science" and make a case for whatever plan for the "seawall" they had? If the property owners legally signed off on the plan then they rolled the dice and it came up craps.

I'd settle for some lake beachfront property

The person/company who "designed" and/or built this fragile seawall should be on the hook for most, if not all, of that utterly wasted money

Let's not forget stinky dryer sheets and, if that is not enough, they are now marketing "scent booster beads" FFS