MyDearWatson616

I don't hate the planet. I hate my future grandchildren. I have to make sure they suffer.

I have no snout yet I must oink.

Why is that even a thing? It's a dryer. I want it dry. It's not called a damper.

Recreational sports should have no boundaries. When you get into professional sports, the topic becomes a lot more dicey.

There are Americans who own chickens and Americans who've never touched one. It's a big country. This post applies mostly to city folk.

I do that with my dishes too

Being an introvert isn't an excuse for being an asshole. If that's who you are then just be the office asshole. Why do you care what they think?

Imagine the data they will collect from the dozens of lemmy users.

I work with electricity. I was making a joke.

They should make all electrical conduit out of copper so if there's a short in one of the wires it'll still conduct all the way to where it needs to be.

Eye-mayge-een if the pronunciation of words mattered

Fuck that burger looks good