Minarble

joined 1 year ago
[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 29 points 1 week ago

I’m not sure how but they missed the bit where he gave the microphone a hand job then followed up with a quick head job.

You know… normal campaign stuff just before the election…

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If Will Ferrel did this in a skit people would be saying he had jumped the shark.

Trump in the final week before the Presidential election for the United States of America just mimicked giving a blow job to a microphone.

After giving it a good handjob.

It’s on video in the article.

It’s real.

It’s beyond bizarre, it’s Trump.

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 49 points 1 week ago (5 children)

THIS is not an onion article

This IS not an onion article.

This is NOT an onion article

This is not AN onion article

This is not an ONION article

This is not an onion ARTICLE

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

“I get so angry. I’m up here seething. I’m seething. I’m working my ass off with this stupid mic. I’m blowing out my left arm, now I’m going to blow out my right arm, and I’m blowing out my damn throat too, because these stupid people.”

Old angry fat man is to old and weak to hold onto a microphone. Sad!

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Took the mask of just a little bit to soon.

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 56 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Old man Trump meets all the criteria of the anti-Christ and they are lining up to worship him.

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago

Ceramics…. There is an Isaac Asimov story where the only evidence they can find that humans used to live on Earth is the presence of what appear to be toilets and sinks. All else is dust.

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 45 points 3 weeks ago

Elongated Dipshit got his fee fees hurt

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Fuck this Amazon bullshit in Australia. Join a union and fight back.

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Very old fat man is tired.Sad!

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There are several much better systems than first past the post. Unfortunately that’s the reality at present for this election.

If Trump gets in there will be no calls for restraint at all and indeed full throated support for the destruction of Gaza and potentially the wider region.

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