Matthew_Gasoline

joined 1 year ago

"A fool and their money will soon be parted."

[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

"Chicken arise!...... Arise chicken....Chicken arise!"

[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

"Some people create their own storms, then get mad when it rains."

[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Next time you're eating the chips at a Mexican Restaurant, get a side of lemons/limes.

Apply citrus to chips and sprinkle desired salt amount.

The salt will stay on the zesty chips throughout the salsa dipping process.

[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just don't put anything on the dashboard.

[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (4 children)

"Never underestimate the power of stupidity in large groups."

[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I took a nap today. When I woke up I asked my wife what time it was. She said 5:30. I still had to ask her if it was Sunday. It is indeed still Sunday.

[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't say she lost any "friends" in high school.

I think the TLDR is a little misleading as well. Encourage EVERYONE to think for their selves, no matter the location.