MaoZedongers

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[โ€“] MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 1 points 9 months ago

Then just cum into the jar during a prostate exam like everyone else, unless you're too good for that ๐Ÿ™„

[โ€“] MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

So much money spent on these machines when they could just hire an on-site hooker

[โ€“] MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

hope that gets stripped out in codium

[โ€“] MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago

"it's a cylinder"

[โ€“] MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It was just a guy answering questions until he grabbed him and went for a kiss, don't pretend that didn't happen.

[โ€“] MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

going for a kiss was the crazy part, that ain't ok.

[โ€“] MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago

Yes we should make being an on the ground reporter illegal they shouldn't be allowed to ask people questions in public that's crazy and he was forced to answer, he totally couldn't just like ignore him and keep walking, what an invasion of privacy in public.

[โ€“] MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

~~life~~ ass

[โ€“] MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 1 points 9 months ago

I think it's the freezing point of brine

[โ€“] MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 1 points 9 months ago

True but also I didn't laugh so I'm sending a downvote missile to your house

[โ€“] MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

bro just use two overlapping tortillas for a larger burrito

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