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I'll second Pixel Dungeon. It's the only one I've played, but it perfectly fits OP's reqs.

Agreed.

It's his series. Konami is lucky their name is on the box.

So we should just do away with debates?

Ad-filled, editorialized, disingenuous shit.

That's a wild jump to make.

Until T2 decides to lay-off the developers because they only wanted the IP.

If you follow the link another helpful commenter left, it's pretty obvious she's not interested in being an educator. She's using the controversy to promote her dick-sucking videos.

That's Blizzard's business model at this point.

I quit working in a factory setting a couple years ago. It was definitely unsettling seeing dozens of pipes running all through the facility, and a few are labeled "Asbestos-Free".

That's "literally" not true. Some may be getting off easy, some are definitely doing years in prison.