Yo mama so ugly she gotta cosplay as a couch to get any.
Lycist
Just call yourself a silly goose.
all I've got is blue and darkish gold.
Big Tampon must have something in trump to get them campaigning for personal purchasing instead of socialist-provided comforts.
Not-so-edited-edit:
spoiler
(trump prolly has a tampon stuck up his ass)
My switch is stuck in the middle position... Performing neither action.
Check out "Brain Organoid Insectoid Robots" and feel the cosmic pressure.
I rather like how inclusive he's being with his hate. "Trouble" made me laugh, looking out for the under-hated groups.
Instead of "I showed my faith to the man in charge" its "I showed my feet to the man in charge", I like my version way better.
Was working the counter at a repair shop. This really old guy had come in for a data backup and a wipe/restore. We performed said service, and reloaded the data from the backup back on, and his outlook data was encrypted with a password he couldn't remember.
This infuriated him, he specifically asked me if I wanted HIM to "Shove the desktop tower up his ass, stick his head in after it, and give it a sniff."
People are wild.
You're streets ahead!
Unrelated to the article:
I read this title as "Fascifacts" instead of "Facists"...
I think that instead of calling it fake news, we should start calling it "Fascifacts."