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I read this title as "Fascifacts" instead of "Facists"...

I think that instead of calling it fake news, we should start calling it "Fascifacts."

Yo mama so ugly she gotta cosplay as a couch to get any.

Just call yourself a silly goose.

all I've got is blue and darkish gold.

Big Tampon must have something in trump to get them campaigning for personal purchasing instead of socialist-provided comforts.

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My switch is stuck in the middle position... Performing neither action.

Check out "Brain Organoid Insectoid Robots" and feel the cosmic pressure.

I rather like how inclusive he's being with his hate. "Trouble" made me laugh, looking out for the under-hated groups.

Instead of "I showed my faith to the man in charge" its "I showed my feet to the man in charge", I like my version way better.

Was working the counter at a repair shop. This really old guy had come in for a data backup and a wipe/restore. We performed said service, and reloaded the data from the backup back on, and his outlook data was encrypted with a password he couldn't remember.

This infuriated him, he specifically asked me if I wanted HIM to "Shove the desktop tower up his ass, stick his head in after it, and give it a sniff."

People are wild.

You're streets ahead!