Kolanaki

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 6 days ago (3 children)

You wouldn't even be there!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 39 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

We're going to starve. But until the food runs out, the orgy will be massive and non-stop.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 29 points 6 days ago (5 children)

The real secret to surviving a bear attack is to just always have an emergency salmon on hand.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 6 days ago

Newton Cradles.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 6 days ago

Gross.

He touched me with his little hand.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I read once that Coca-Cola mixes the ratio of syrup to carbonated water in the 2-liter bottles in a way that accounts for being watered down by ice.

I don't know how true that is; I don't even really drink Coke. But I mean... It makes sense to do and they definitely, and famously, micromanage the ratio at McDonald's. The coke is even on its own separate line, in their own crazy tanks. At least, it is at the ones I clean up.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 37 points 1 week ago (5 children)

He's following orders but he forgot what they were, too.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

There's no reason why they can't if they qualify for them, afaik. If you have literally zero income and nobody is feeding you, you qualify.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 1 week ago

And you never will be if you listen to that noise.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No. We all thought about the association to Lemmy, the guy from Motorhead.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Galvanized Iron Joe!

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