JesusSon

joined 5 months ago
[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

If life taught me anything it is that all you need to do is hide under your desk, duck, and cover. You can survive anything from a tornado to nuclear holocaust with that one.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

LULAC is accusing him of voter suppression so it would be up to Garland. I know it's a pipe dream but unless they find some evidence that LULAC is playing dirty this has the potential to go real bad for ol'cunt eye Ken.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I hope this is the rope he hangs himself with.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 55 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I am Gen X (1970 give or take a couple of years) and I don't answer shit. I look up numbers and rarely listen to Voicemails. If you know me and I want to talk to you, you will know how to reach me. Everyone else can get fucked.

I think it's less generational and more fuck all this spam and scams.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

I can tell you exactly how it will play out. They will move all the "immigrants" to centralized tent cities like the cunt in Arizona used to house prisoners. Then they will build border camps to act as transit stations and start moving people there to then push them back across the border. Then as they crow about how efficient and well their machine runs countries like Mexico will tell the US to get fucked and won't take the "immigrants."

Somewhere in there, someone with private prison donors will come up all by their lonesome with no help from private prisons that these "immigrants" on the border would make for cheap labor to build a border wall, and oh, by the way, we could rent this "immigrant" labor out to farms to pick crops.

Eventually, they will run out of "immigrants," and they will start on suspected "immigrants" and naturalized citizens because did they really do it legally, or did those dirty Dems just green light the green cards? Basically, brown people better have papers or you go back to brown people's land.

All that will end in some good old slave labor because let's face it, USA loves it some slave labor. And if they start dying just don't worry about it, you can be assured they did the very best they could to save those dirty subhuman brown peo...I mean "immigrants."

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, Joe's Eight Sleep mattress just takes a beating as those 3 manly men manhandle each other around...probing, pinning, eating Double Dragon Organics Nitric Oxide Booster, and doing poppers just sweating all over each other.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 34 points 4 weeks ago

Please, just vote. I don't care if you have to miss work and wait in line 12 hours to do it. There has never been a time when it has been more important.

Get your friends, pick up your family members, ask your neighbors if they need a ride, and go vote. Even if the news tells you that Harris has a commanding lead and polls show her winning, get up get in your car, take the bus, call a cab, run, walk, hitchhike, bike to the polls, and vote.

Vote because your rights depend on it.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

What a nightmare lol

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

It should be like when the Army asks you where you want to be stationed and then sends you to Fort Polk.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Obviously, they can't go all the way to Moscow but Kursk or bust doesn't have the same ring to it.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 76 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Moscow or bust boys keep grabbing them by the balls and kicking them in the ass.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I got my leg fucked up in a hot sandy land far away. While I was doing rehab I used a cane and walked with a limp. One day I was walking out of an HEB in Houston when a dude dressed like Huggy Bear told me he liked my strut and then told me to "keep on pimpen playa."

In retrospect, it sort of makes sense as my limp with the cane looked like I was doing that stereotypical pimp walk but at the time I was very confused lol

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