Jazard23

joined 1 year ago
[–] Jazard23@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I don't think "they made me buy it so I'm breaking it" is really a 4D move. It's more like a 4th grade move.

[–] Jazard23@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Okay but the "nett hier" joke only get better the more it is repeated, I enjoy every time it shows up

[–] Jazard23@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Very nice of you to link that, I don't see how this disproves my opinion, as murder is still mentioned on multiple occasions

[–] Jazard23@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Often a reason I hear for not taking EVs here (anecdotally so take with a grain of salt) is the fact that you can't take it on a holiday because of frequent charging. This could be a reason why excess is good even for NL

[–] Jazard23@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It is a crime against humanity to willingly take a life, no matter how vile the person

[–] Jazard23@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

We can solve [crime against humanity] by [commiting crime against humanity]

[–] Jazard23@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about

[–] Jazard23@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

This one is from Chronicles of Narnia

[–] Jazard23@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago

St. Lawrence was executed by placing him on a gridiron with coals beneath it. At some point during his execution, he declared to the Romans "I am done on this side, turn me over". After this he became the patron saint of both cooks and comedians, which I think is hilarious

[–] Jazard23@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

I don't think it is normal to excrete excess protein through urine, as this is a sign of kidney failure

[–] Jazard23@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

My favourite party trick is unfocussing them so hard my pupils start vibrating

[–] Jazard23@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

People on the internet tend to be contrarian

Proceeds to be the most contrarian person around

 
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