Hossenfeffer

joined 1 year ago
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago

Got a despairing sigh from my wife who is now regretting some of her life choices. Well one of them at least.

Good work!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fuck vapers billowing out their enormous clouds of nauseating, fetid, fruit guffs. I don't want to smell your straw-fucking-berry exhalation, you self-absorbed wankers.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

OP should just brush that hype off.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

I've got the pox, so that's a pretty clear sign that the end times are upon us.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 0 points 1 week ago

Shocking. I have a small studio flat (it's not much but comfortable) in a surgical operating theatre but will they let me incinerate tyres in an old oil drum? No, they will not!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fuck vapes and fuck vapers. I don't want to breathe your cloud of toxic fake-fruit-smelling shit.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bonfire Night is really just not that big a deal over here. I'd happily bet you one shiny new pence piece that he's in the US today.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Surely you mean pic-a-nic basket?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 63 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That poor bastard yak (or whatever) wandered into the wrong canyon that day.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 13 points 2 weeks ago

Ugh. Well played!

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