FelonMusk

That there exists an online journal of a paralysed man that’s essentially a lengthy suicide note. The last entry was written as he was dying after stabbing himself. It’s heart wrenching to read.

Sudden hearing loss is a medical emergency, you need to be seen now. Please don’t put it off. Good luck.

No problem my good idiots! Just climb into one of those med beds we’ve been hearing so much about, they will cure your leprosy and take you back in time before you had the leprosy!

Plus the little rocket is really cute

I didn’t even notice the arm until you pointed it out and I fucking snorted 😂

Ooh, that would be a good one. Let her drag him under too

Paul Reubens is dead, but this chode is still here shitting all over everything. What a time to be alive.

Habbo Hotel?

“You don’t want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I’m a loner, Dottie…a rebel.”