FALGSConaut

joined 3 years ago
[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Mainly confused and surprised someone would support a monarch in the 21st century. You don't even have the excuse that the queen has been in charge for your whole life so you feel obligated to support her out of a misplaced sense of loyalty or something. Some ancient failson gets to sit in a golden chair and you can't lick his boots fast enough. It's pathetic, you aren't even worshiping someone who can claim they got to where they are on personal merit, he just had to wait for his mom to die and he almost couldn't even do that! Monarchy is such a farce, I'd be embarrassed to support that shit

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Imagine pearl clutching for some ancient inbred royal dipshit. Literal medieval peasant brain. "Oh no won't someone think of the million year old pervert who lived a long life full of luxury one can barely begin to comprehend" Fuck him, fuck his whole family, I hope every single royal gets aggressive untreatable cancer, that's better than they deserve.

TL,DR: dennis I didn't vote for him!

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Ok I'll admit it, I'm only learning Russian so I can better pirate games and other software. Digital scarcity isn't real

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

Maybe my Year of Four Presidents prediction was off, we could also get a president/anti-president situation happening. Now where would america's Avignon be? Richmond? Mar-a-Lago?

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

Or they would be using their security clearance to illegal-to-say

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's all performative, if they actually gave a shit they wouldn't be facilitating it by working AT THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Okay as a colourblind person what the fuck is "blurple"!? Isn't purple with blue added just a different shade of purple!? Or indigo (whatever the fuck that is)? Anything beyond red orange yellow green blue purple (fuck indigo/violet) is made up

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 55 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Their method actually does make sense, you just have to remember they aren't cops to solve (boring) crimes like petty theft. Why get it done as efficiently as possible when you can milk it for hours of overtime? 12 hours of footage means 6+ hours of overtime even watching it at x2 speed, and it's the kind of thing you can basically have going on in the background. Cops being willfully ignorant for their own benefit makes sense to me

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Seems like they should read some theory

Today, the bourgeoisie and the opportunists within the labor movement concur in this doctoring of Marxism. They omit, obscure, or distort the revolutionary side of this theory, its revolutionary soul. They push to the foreground and extol what is or seems acceptable to the bourgeoisie. All the social-chauvinists are now “Marxists” (don’t laugh!).

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Google is declared "too big to fail" and get a multi-million dollar bailout

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm only half joking when I credit caffeine and cannabis for helping me dodge covid all this time (that I know of, I might've had an asymptomatic case but every time I've gotten tested it's been negative). Of course masking and living like a hermit even before covid kicked off definitely helps, but I'll take the excuse to indulge in my favourite vices

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fun facts, back in the day people would often move their entire camps to the site of a moose kill rather than trying to transport the body any distance, it was easier to pack up and move everyone than drag a moose through the forest and brush

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