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It's not hard to download a YouTube video as an mp3, so all you've gotta do is rip it from one of the many places it's posted up.

This looks like a Chinese knockoff, I'm surprised it's legit.

When the felt kicks in.

Now ask the non-Christians need to do a class action lawsuit lol

Don't forget the duct tape.

Varies: the Yule Man.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4666

Within Temptation covering Radioactive by Imagine Dragons.

Nothing can beat the official music video's surreal hilarity though.

I cannot fathom the mind of anyone stupid enough to visit a hostile foreign nation.

Poverty. Not for lack of resources or ability, but for lack of will.

Literalist: The volume of the container is ~50% water.

Cool story bro.

They've done it before, they'll do it again. Just give it time and with abundance of idiots helping it along, soon the Maga bird flu will be the hot new COVID.