Duranie

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[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 8 points 8 months ago

And mine would only schedule the insertion immediately around my period so the cervix would be more open.

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Oh, in America you still have to provide those things too, AND have a decent credit score.

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 8 points 8 months ago

Very close - the cop and his partner emptied their guns at the car where the suspect was cuffed in the back seat, but never physically wounded him, just severely traumatized him.

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 1 points 8 months ago

Evolution has already selected the helicopters to escape police detection.

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

One of the more common fixtures in American coffee drinking homes is a drip brewer. It pours hot water over a basket of grounds into a glass carafe which sits on a heating element to keep it warm.

Personally, I dislike the taste and never drink that much coffee. I use a Clever Dripper to make my one large cup before work, drink it, and go. Depending on my mood or time available I might make an espresso based drink, but my Clever otherwise meets my daily needs.

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Crazy thing. You don't have to put any effort into "following people around". Just click a person's username and you can scroll right through their comment history to get an idea what you're dealing with.

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 2 points 9 months ago

Lime Jello, shredded carrots and cabbage, diced celery, and walnuts. Every holiday as a kid I was so stoked for Jello, but then ... Oh God, it was ruined. When it was served to me I tried sucking the Jello off the veggies and spit out the veggies strategically hiding them, but that celery flavor ruined everything.

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 14 points 9 months ago (6 children)

So, more red meat, lard, bacon fat, Jello salad with vegetables, cranberry sauce with orange rind and walnuts, and black coffee?

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 17 points 9 months ago (3 children)

A cop had someone handcuffed in the backseat, an acorn landed on the car, the cop panicked thought he'd been shot and emptied his gun at his car, somehow not killing the person handcuffed in back.

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

There's always the "aw fuck it, roll it in cocoa powder" approach lol.

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My boyfriend bought his kids special cereal bowls that have a divider in the middle. Cereal on one side, milk on the other. Spoon the dry cereal, dip into the milk side.

My old ass feels like either that's too much trouble, or maybe I just don't appreciate cereal that much lol .

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 7 points 9 months ago

And they drag them over EVERYTHING.

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