Dragonstaff

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[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When I look at the "pro Trump side" I see made up nonsense and impossible conspiracy theories. When I look at the anti Trump side I see videos of Trump talking.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The video on cancel looks like QVC. The "Trump Combat Knife" and banner promoting patriotaddictdeals.com just sum up the Republican party so well.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I go to Rallies with presidential candidates to listen to music and form my political opinions by listening to DJs.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How little empathy can a human being have?

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 16 points 2 days ago

Nobody snatches defeat from the jaws of victory like a Democrat.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

6,000 crickets released directly in the audience. (I hope from multiple points.) This is glorious. 😁

Maybe you don't mind if a cricket jumps on you. I'd shudder and shake it off, demonstrating my lack of courage and dexterity. A lot of people will scream, jump around, or run.

Picture these assholes attending their favorite panel at TransphobiaCon. A cricket jumps on someone, she brushes it away in disgust. Another just feels something caught in her hair. She bats at it, looks into it's beady, insectoid eyes and screams. More screams. The Transphobe in Charge can't hold the audience's attention.

There is some sort of insect infestation. Are they harmful? They don't know. But they have to cancel their homophobia speech because nobody wants to sit in a room with thousands of crickets.

This is straight out of an 80's movie and I am here for it!

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 17 points 2 days ago

100% the first one, but absolutely hilarious in any case.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 2 points 2 days ago

That looks so much like a scam. Granted, the line is paper thin.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 2 points 3 days ago

Yeah, that's about what I'm thinking. A manned mission to Mars could be an interesting project for our kids or grandkids. Anyone talking about it in our lifetimes is just a grifter.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 25 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I love the aesthetic. I fully support Art Deco public transportation.

A bus designed by someone who absolutely hates public transportation is pretty funny though. "I wish these seats faced each other so I could sit knee to knee with a stranger." -Nobody Ever

And there's so little passenger space, they have a "luggage" compartment in the front. So I suppose I'm just supposed to put my bag there, out of my sight, then hope nobody takes it before I get off?

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 7 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Can you think of any realistic benefit to a manned mission to Mars?

Bringing back samples would be an amazing feat, and that seems a worthwhile mission. Having a human onboard seems to complicate things far more than any data that would give us would be worth.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space -3 points 4 days ago

Jesus Christ. Read whatever it was one more time, buddy.

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